‘He blocked me straight away’: Top Dating App Flops of the Year

Eleonora Bader

Dec 23, 2023 4:00 PM EST

On dating apps, your fate lies in the hands of the ever-changing whims of the algorithm gods.

Match? Nope, not this time. What about now? No, again. Well, when is it my turn, you ask, and the answer is (malicious laughter) NEVERRRRRR. I'm being dramatic, of course, you'll find someone. I did, a couple of times, and they all broke my heart, and now I'm single again. See? It totally works. Now that we're all nice and grumpy, we can genuinely enjoy the dating fails below. Take joy in other people's suffering, and all that.

Kidding, again. In all seriousness, even if you're in a happy relationship, you will still find these fails funny, why? Because we weirdly take joy in other people's suffering. Makes us feel less alone, and all that. Scroll down and don't be ashamed to laugh. Then, check out this soldier's wife who tried to take her husband's ranking, because she's cool like that. It didn't end well… for her, at least.

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Showed up 100 pounds more than ALL his photos

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via u/StopMob/
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Job recruiting on a dating app

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'Don't dunk on them too quick for asking height'

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‘He blocked me straight away’: Top Dating App Flops of the Year

Showed up 100 pounds more than ALL his photos

Job recruiting on a dating app

'Don't dunk on them too quick for asking height'

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